Famous/funny #YC IRC Quotes...

[teh yoshi]

<Wiggles> feed him to the street rats
<plebleg> he must die!
<plebleg> by spitwardfs!
<Wiggles> to the locker with you!
<plebleg> *wards
<TwiBeard> To the proverbial plank
<Strangie> Do I have to take you all on at once D:
<Wiggles> the flying dutchman will have your soul!
<TwiBeard> Arr
<plebleg> R!
<Wiggles> arrrrr
<tehpirate> Yeah, all that and a bag of chips.
<plebleg> you can't win Strangiesan! we have pizza and the boxes!
<plebleg> *the pizza
<Strangie> What kind of pizza?
<tehpirate> ....What?
<TwiBeard> Did you say Strangiesan?
<Wiggles> and oxygen tanks!
<plebleg> ...I dunno...varies?
<Strangie> Yes he did.
<TwiBeard> We have 25 varying types
<TwiBeard> Probably all
<TwiBeard> PLEBLEG BE NOT PIRATE!
<Strangie>
<plebleg> I am D:
<TwiBeard> THAT BE NINJASPEAK!
* Strangie causes mutiny
<Wiggles> ITS THE PLANK FOR YOU!
<plebleg> he's a ninja!
<TwiBeard> No Mutiny for you, Strangie
<plebleg> he only understands ninja speak!
<TwiBeard> Now get a pirate name!
<Strangie> Never. <<
<TwiBeard> Arrgh, Strangie'll do
<Wiggles> like Blaze Redgrave
<Wiggles> but thats too kool for you
<TwiBeard> Arr, that not a pirate name
<TwiBeard> Push this box to the Q!
<tehpirate> To the Dairy Queen!
<plebleg> aye aye!
<Wiggles> thats one of the names on my game "Age of Pirates" XD
<tehpirate> Dairy Queen?
<TwiBeard> That game speaks false
<Strangie> ... hahaha
<Strangie> HAR HAR YE BE THE DAIRY QUEEN
<tehpirate> Oh dear...
<Wiggles> Dairy Queen eh?
<Wiggles> ill be dusting the poopdeck in the meantime
<tehpirate> That's it. We're not calling you Wiggles anymore.
<GD> Hey there, Strangie.
<Strangie> You go do that.
<Strangie> Hey.
<plebleg> take some toilet paper¬
<tehpirate> From now on, we shall dub you Dairy Queen.
<plebleg> *!
<tehpirate> Loading toilet paper, sir!
<GD> Maybe I could set up my character today.
<Wiggles> I am the Dairy Queen now? XD
<TwiBeard> Arr
<tehpirate> Yarr.
<plebleg> R
<Strangie> Possibly.
<plebleg> hey it's short, but it gets my point across
<Wiggles> now lets see if it will let me change my name without closing out again
<GD>
* Wiggles has quit (Quit: Wiggles)
<TwiBeard> Arr, no
<plebleg> nope
<tehpirate> Hm.
<Strangie> Haha >>
<tehpirate> Why does it make him quit?
<tehpirate> Regardless, I can't believe he fell for it.
<tehpirate> Nyak nyak nyak.
* Dairy ([e-mail]) has joined #yc
<TwiBeard> Aharharharhar
<Dairy> thats a negative captain!
<plebleg> it's the Dairy Queen!
<Dairy> indeed I am!
<tehpirate> Whuddap, Merman?
<tehpirate> All right, set sail for the restrooms of Q!
<TwiBeard> Yarr!
<TwiBeard> Go Plebleg
<Dairy> thats Mormon to you XD
<TwiBeard> Merman!
<Dairy> arrrr!
<TwiBeard> Arrrrr!
<Dairy> set sail!
* plebleg pushes the boat along at a steady pace "aye aye cap'n"!
<Dairy> let loose the mooring line!
<TwiBeard> None of that!
* tehpirate gives voice to Dairy
* plebleg scoot the boat along, on its wobbly wheels "whhee!"
<plebleg> ummm.. Ieamt "aaarr"
<plebleg> *I meant
<tehpirate> Aaar, how did that m scoot itself across two letters to the right?
<Dairy> *logbook, day 2* The crew once again changed my alias, but its not so bad. The captain once agaid used me for the steering of the ship, and now I have some great scars for souvenirs
<plebleg> it be a magical 'm' Tehpirate
<TwiBeard> Arr, that M
<TwiBeard> we shall search for it after Q and F
<tehpirate> More like blasphemy! You better throw it off board.
<tehpirate> Brings us bad luck, aye.
<Dairy> that M is a cursed Mayan relic!
<tehpirate> By what?
* plebleg throws the 'm' over board where it runs away into a retirement home
<tehpirate> Why you be speakin' in tongues?
<tehpirate> ...Where ye headin' off to!?
<Dairy> who headin' where?
* Lance ([e-mail]) has joined #yc
* bahamut gives voice to Lance
<plebleg> are we at Q yet?
<plebleg> hey Lance!
<plebleg> I mean...ahoy there matey!
<Lance> Hey Plebby.
<Lance> ...XD
<Lance> Ahoy!
<Lance> What's going on?
<plebleg> if you are a matey
<Dairy> I think we are only at N sir
<tehpirate> According to the kids meal map, Q is about... well, two blocks behind us.
<plebleg> join us on our quest for the Q
<Lance> ...Some form of game or summat?
<plebleg> ...again
<Dairy> Welcome aboard sea cow!
<plebleg> D; whaaaaaa?!
<plebleg> *D:
* plebleg turns the boat around scoots off back in the direction they came
<TwiBeard> You fool, plebleg!
<Lance> What's going on? D:
<plebleg> well, no one's keeping me up to date D:
<Gar> fuoweihfuwrhgukbrgbbuybv!!!
* Lance is now known as Lancepatch
<plebleg> we be pirates Lance
<Lancepatch> Arrrh!
<plebleg> join us on our quest for the Q
* Gar rawrs, popping up in front.
<Gar> aouiHUHUHHHL!
<tehpirate> Greg: This is the Financially Challenged Pirates. The setting is that we're normal kids pretending as pirates with a cardboard boat and bedspreads for costumes and sails.
* Lancepatch joins you on your quest for the Q.
* plebleg runs over Gar
<plebleg> outta the way!
<tehpirate> We're so broke, we can't even afford an X, which is why we are setting "sail" for Q.
<Gar> D=
<Lancepatch> Thank you, John.
<tehpirate> Our enemies are the ninjas. They suck arse, and they murder things.
<JayTanoshi> I'm back.
<plebleg> we're seting pizza boxes for Q
<Lancepatch> The scurvy landlubbers!
<plebleg> R!
<tehpirate> Welcome aboard!
<Lancepatch> Aye, Jay, join us!
<Lancepatch> We are on a Quest for the Q!
<tehpirate> I'm talking to you, Lancepatch...
<JayTanoshi> I have to be a pirate, right?
<plebleg> yar!
<tehpirate> If you want to be a nnja, you better like getting spitwads thrown at you.
* JayTanoshi points to his forehead protector.
<plebleg> is that what I think it is?
<plebleg> eeeew
<TwiBeard> He's copying a popularrr carrrrtoooon
* Lancepatch rips it off.
<TwiBeard> The cheapskate
<TwiBeard> Goodwork, Lancepatch
<tehpirate> By the way, Greg, Q is actually a Dairy Queen establishment. TwiBeard killed the manager there, and scared all the customers away.
<Lancepatch> Ninjas, be wary! We'll make you walk the plank!
<TwiBeard> Proverbial plank
<Lancepatch> And good work, TwiBeard.
<Dairy> Im Dairy Queen though!
<Lancepatch> Who be that?
<tehpirate> That's all in a name, lad.
<TwiBeard> Back to work, salleywag
<TwiBeard> scally*
<Dairy> arrrr...can't argue with logic, that is not a pirates place
* Gar stabs the boat with a pencil decorated like a kunai.
<Dairy> that is a physicist's place
<Gar> YAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAY >=O
<TwiBeard> He poked a small hole in the boat
<TwiBeard> Oh...no...
<Lancepatch> Pirates don't believe in logic!
<plebleg> so what? we got loads of those
<Dairy> aye!
<Dairy> logic is for the weak!
<Strangie> Loads of holes?
<Dairy> and the germans!
<Lancepatch> And pirates are not weak!
<Gar> ...Plan B!
* Gar unleashes the wrath of a Sharpie upon the cardboard.
<plebleg> missed
<TwiBeard> Get away, Ninja
<TwiBeard> This does not concern you
<Dairy> hurry, load the starboard spitwads!
<Gar> Ah, so!
<plebleg> these pizza box decoys are wondeful!
* tehpirate chews toilet paper.
<tehpirate> Cannon ready! Ready to fire, sir.
<TwiBeard> FIRE!
* tehpirate FIRES!!
* tehpirate spits, rather.
<Strangie> I hope that wasn't used.
<tehpirate> Nar.
<plebleg> don't go there Strangie D:
* Fran ([e-mail]) has joined #yc
* Gar eeps, and jumps into a bush, "DANG YOU PIRATES!"
<tehpirate> (Holy crap, full house tonight)
<plebleg> Fran the man!
<Lancepatch> Aye! Fran!
<Lancepatch> Frannyboy!
<tehpirate> Yar it be...... uh...
<plebleg> to many pirates for one boat!
<Lancepatch> Join our crew!
<plebleg> *too
* tehpirate gives voice to Fran
<Fran> Salutations, adventurers of the internet!
<tehpirate> (Who's Fran?)
<Lancepatch> Franman.
<plebleg> he's from YC
<tehpirate> (Oh snap)
<Lancepatch> Aye! tehpirate, he be a member from the YC!
<TwiBeard> Ahoy, Fran, how be ye?
<Ruru> Be a ninja! *disappears into the shadows*
<Lancepatch> A friend of the Stranger.
<plebleg> don't ba ninja!
<plebleg> they're poofy!
<Lancepatch> Join the Ninjas, you landlubber, and we'll be making ye walk the plank!
<Lancepatch> We have swords!
<tehpirate> And spitwad cannons.
<plebleg> proverbial plank
<TwiBeard> And marbles
<Dairy> and a cardboard box!
<plebleg> and pizza!!
<Dairy> and me!
<TwiBeard> YArr
<Fran> May I join the noir detectives, instead?
<tehpirate> And a Gemmatey who's in the hospital.
<plebleg> ..are they pirates?
<tehpirate> Fran, you can be various business establishment owners.
<Lancepatch> Gemmatey?
<tehpirate> Since Enrique kind of died.
<tehpirate> Thrice.
<Dairy> by my cutlass
<Lancepatch> Who be Gemmatey?
<plebleg> Gem
<tehpirate> Gemmatey be our former boat pusher.
<Lancepatch> Aye, lad, your own cutlass?
<TwiBeard> But she be dead or something
<Lancepatch> That be unfortunate!
<Dairy> indeed, I stole it off a dutch gov'ner
<Fran> Sure, I'll run a fine establishment.
<Lancepatch> But we must push on for the Q!
<plebleg> yeh we put her in the hospital
<plebleg> then we robbed the hospital
<Dairy> FOR THE Q!!!!
* Gar leaps out of the bushes, brandishing a stick, "FEEL MY KATANA, FOOLISH PIRATES! HAHA! HA! HA HA HA!
<tehpirate> Oh snap!!
* plebleg runs over Gar again
<Dairy> Ahhh!!
<plebleg> to the Q!
<Dairy> *falls onto the street*
* Gar dodges.
<tehpirate> Quick, out with the butter knives and cardboard swords!
<Dairy> I can't swim! I can't swim!
<plebleg> the nrun!
<plebleg> *then
<plebleg> we're on tarmack
<tehpirate> Dairy Queen, by lovin' God, you sure know how to walk, then, ya dayamn landlubber.
* Fran puts up a sign saying "Grand Opening Sale! All products have a 200% price increase!"
<Dairy> oh, yes, its concrete
<Gar> ...Ooh, a sale.
* JayTanoshi jumps out of a bush as well...holding a few cardboard shurikens. "Hehe, you got to deal with me too."
<plebleg> come aboard matey!
<Gar> Damn you! We ninjas cannot resist sales!
* Gar runs off.
<tehpirate> Sir, according to the kids meal map, Q is about 4 inches east of here.
<Dairy> oh yeah!
<plebleg> we need spitwards!
<tehpirate> Don't turn your head, you might get hurt.
<Lancepatch> Aye! It be the sales that be their weakness!
* JayTanoshi is confused. "..." Jay runs off.
* plebleg tunrs starbaord to east, 4 inches
<tehpirate> Quick! Everyone, inside Q.
<plebleg> *turns
<TwiBeard> Arr, we shall raid Q, forthwith!
* Lancepatch runs inside Q.
<plebleg> hup! *runs inside*
<Dairy> *jumps onto cardboard box*
<tehpirate> I've got Restroom Keys.
<Lancepatch> TwiBeard, the Q be deserted. Splendid job!
<Dairy> I almost drow....errr...got ran over by a corvette
<Lancepatch> AYE, TEHPIRATE!
<plebleg> no we're here now, you need to get off the boat!
<tehpirate> WHAT?
<Lancepatch> Restroom Keys?
<tehpirate> Restroom Keys, from the dead owner.
<plebleg> yes please!
<tehpirate> Let's roll!
* plebleg needs a wii
<plebleg> restroom keys! D:
<Dairy> *unsheathes mixing spoon*
* tehpirate uses Restroom Keys on door.
<Fran> Roll? I'm selling wheels, actually! How many times have you had a flat tire while out at sea? Well, now that problem is solved!
<TwiBeard> Grab the loot!
<plebleg> yes! runs in!
* tehpirate opens door... "Oh my God!!"
* plebleg steals a tiolet
<tehpirate> Twi........ We've got a problem.
<Dairy> what is the problem officer?
<TwiBeard> What, first-mate?
<Lancepatch> TwiBeard, you first!
* plebleg rests in the restroom
<tehpirate> Over there... *A tied-up woman in the corner with handkerchief around her mouth*
<Dairy> oh my gosh!
<TwiBeard> Yarr...
<plebleg> she'll make afine stew
<Lancepatch> Arrrh.
<Dairy> that handkerchief is too fine!
<Dairy> we must take it!
<tehpirate> ...Twi, first you killed a man! And we witnessed a cop's death. Twi, we're getting into real trouble this time!!
<Lancepatch> Leave the woman! The handkerchief is ours!
* TwiBeard stabs woman
<tehpirate> What have we done!?
<tehpirate> LANCE!!!
<TwiBeard> Probably solved
<plebleg> D:
<Lancepatch> Aye?
<Dairy> ...
<Lancepatch> What be it, tehpirate?
<tehpirate> You didn't even get to hear the woman's story!
<tehpirate> Something's afoot at Q.
<Dairy> pirates never kill females!
<TwiBeard> I have a short attention span
<plebleg> untill now!
<TwiBeard> And that's not female
<Lancepatch> TwiBeard, you horrible captain!
<Dairy> its against the code
<Lancepatch> I suggest mutiny!
* Gar hops out behind Twi, laughing maniacally, and stabs a chopstick into the back of his...back, "NYAHAHAHA!!" and then drops a novelty smokebomb, running off while fully visible.
<TwiBeard> These are sponges for breasts
<tehpirate> All right, groovy gang! Looks like we've got a mystery to solve!
<TwiBeard> THIS IS THORNY!
<tehpirate> OH MY GOD!!
<tehpirate> But... why?
<plebleg> D:
<TwiBeard> I do not know
<plebleg> :
<TwiBeard> We must flee Q!
<tehpirate> Quick, pirate gang! Let's search for clues.
<Lancepatch> ...Aye, be no tragedy that we lose him!
<Dairy> searching is what I do best!
<Lancepatch> ...It. Whatever he be.
<Dairy> especially if I already know where the object is
<plebleg> aye Twibeard, it appears you have a choptstick in the back of your back
<TwiBeard> Search, Wiggles
<plebleg> *YER
<TwiBeard> Do I know?
<Lancepatch> Aye, you do, Cap'n.
<TwiBeard> Arr, nevermind
* plebleg pulls the chopstick out
<Dairy> I am not Wiggles!
* Lancepatch yanks it out.
<Dairy> I am Dairy Queen!
<tehpirate> Yar.
* Lancepatch ...after Plebleg.
<plebleg> beat you to it LEVEL UP ! !
<Dairy> *morale goes down*
<TwiBeard> Alright, Dairy Queen, search for treasure and clues
<TwiBeard> We shall all wait at the ship
<Dairy> aye aye!
<Lancepatch> And good!
<plebleg> I can load em into my hat
<Dairy> A lint ball!
<tehpirate> Come on, groovy pirate gang! We've got a mystery to solve. Q's gone awry since we ... Twi, murdered the manager.
<Dairy> and some grapes!
<Lancepatch> Twi's good at killing things.
<TwiBeard> Arr
<Lancepatch> We be the Mystery Pirates!
<TwiBeard> Lets split up
<plebleg> rooby dooby Q!
<Dairy> and...there is a broken music CD!
<plebleg> D: gasp!
<tehpirate> What could this mean, Dairy?
<TwiBeard> Me and First-mate shall go this way
<tehpirate> Sounds swell!
<Dairy> only one thing...
<TwiBeard> Dairy, Plebleg and Lancepatch, the other
<TwiBeard> Meet back at the ship!
<Dairy> whoever was here...is not here anymore
<plebleg> aye aye cap'n!
<Dairy> thats what it means!
<Lancepatch> Fascinatin', that be!
<plebleg> D: there's a pile of cheese here!
<TwiBeard> Come, first-mate
<tehpirate> Right-o.
* TwiBeard goes this way
<Dairy> just call me Dairy Queen, the pirate detective
<tehpirate> So, Twi. This is the kitchen. You check the stoves and ovens, I'll check underneath.
<Dairy> OH MY GOSH!
<Lancepatch> What be it, a
<tehpirate> I heard something, Twi! Dairy must be in trouble!
<plebleg> what be it queen f the dairy?
<plebleg> *of
<TwiBeard> Leave 'em be
<tehpirate> As you wish, sir.
<TwiBeard> We shall hear it later
<TwiBeard> Hmm, there be food in these ovens
<Lancepatch> I'll venture forth, brothers!
* Lancepatch heads to the next room.
* tehpirate obtains Food.
<Lancepatch> *Following crunching noises and ripping sounds are heard.*
<Dairy> *vanishes due to....unwitnessed purposes*
<plebleg> aah the staff lounge...you know what that means...
<plebleg> VENDER MACHINES!!!
<Lancepatch> OH SOMEONE GET IN HERE I'M GONNA DIE
* TwiBeard obtains fire
* plebleg helps Lancepatch
* Lancepatch is helped.
<plebleg> what happened laddy?
<Lancepatch> An unseen force it be!
<Dairy> *wakes up in a dark room*
<tehpirate> Hey Twi, if we combine this food with this fire, we may actually get something edible.
<plebleg> D:
<Dairy> where am I!
<TwiBeard> Arr, we shall
<TwiBeard> Get me a jar for this fire
<plebleg> you're in a dark roon
* Lancepatch flicks on the light.
<Dairy> OH MY GOSH!
<Lancepatch> 'hoy, there, Dairy!
* tehpirate combines. "Aaaah, shyat!"
<Lancepatch> You be in a room!
<tehpirate> Combining the food and the fire, it turned into a key.
<Dairy> SUCH AN UGLY BEAST...oh wait, its just you Lancepatch
<Dairy> my mistake
<tehpirate> This mystery sucks already!
<TwiBeard> We have a new key
<TwiBeard> Arr, we must find the door
<tehpirate> Yar.
<plebleg> ooo ooo! look what I found!
<Dairy> *finds a random keyhole on the ground*
<plebleg> a Snickers Bar!
<tehpirate> By the way, Twi, what happened to Dairy?
<Dairy> *finds a random heyhole in the snickers*
* plebleg recieves one snicker bar
<tehpirate> Methinks we should go look fer 'im.
<tehpirate> There's nothing left in the kitchen.
<Dairy> somebody help me!
<plebleg> I heard him aminute ago
<tehpirate> I heard something!
<TwiBeard> Arr, let us return to the others
<plebleg> I think he might of stumlbed into a closet?
<plebleg> *stumbled
<Dairy> even my mastery of all dairy products can't help me now!
* TwiBeard opens closet
<Dairy> ill have to use pirate code!
* plebleg opens a door, Dairy, get outta the closet fooL!
<Dairy> hopefully the others can decipher my screaming
<Dairy> "PIRATE PIRATE PIRATE PIR PIR PIRATE"
<Dairy> I hope they heard that
<Dairy> *looks in front of himself*
<tehpirate> Dairy, we're right here.
<Dairy> oh...
<plebleg> HEY
<TwiBeard> What's that skippy? Someone fallen down the mineshaft?
<Dairy> I guess it worked!
<Dairy> it was just Lancepatch
<Dairy> he fell down, or maybe I pushed him
<plebleg> lets get outta here, this place is giving me the heeby jeebies
<Dairy> whatever it is, lets go!
<Fran> Excuse me, swashbucklers, but I must be off.
<Fran> What ho! and all that.
<Dairy> no!
<plebleg> see ya matey!
<tehpirate> Peace and grease.
<TwiBeard> See yaarrr
<Fran> Bye.
<Dairy> the ninjas have their strength without your sales
<Lancepatch> Aye, Fran, ye never get to stay long.
* Fran has quit (Quit: Fran)
<Dairy> *closes the mineshaft
<Dairy> *
<Lancepatch> The ninjas be striking soon again now that the sales be gone.
<Dairy> there was no one important in there anyway
<tehpirate> We still haven't solved anything!
<Lancepatch> Our time be runing short, mateys!
<Dairy> OBJECTION *Phoenix Wright pose*
* Lancepatch slaps Dairy.
<tehpirate> ...What in the bloody hell was that?
<Dairy> you are in a mineshaft
<TwiBeard> Arr
<Gar> IGI-ARI!!
<Dairy> you can't slap me
<Dairy> IGI-ARI!?
* Gar leaps out of the darkness, and slaps Dairy, then jumps back into the shadows.
<Dairy> THAT CAN ONLY COME FROM TWO THINGS!
<plebleg> wimp!
<Dairy> Ouch!
<Dairy> the dutch and the ninja
<Dairy> this time it was the ninja
* plebleg draws cardbaord sword come back an' fight ye yeller belly!
<Dairy> *has a big red spot on his face*
<Lancepatch> Mateys, we be in a spot-a-trouble here.
<Dairy> this will swell up
<TwiBeard> Arr?
<Lancepatch> Aye, Dairy, ye has some sorta... Skin disease on ye face.
* Gar leaps out behind plebleg, and gives off a Xena yell, before giving him one nasty purple nurple, then leaping into the shadows again.
<Dairy> HURRY!
<Dairy> FIND A FLASHLIGHT!
<TwiBeard> Arr, that be cheating
<tehpirate> Oh my God, I did not just hear that. XD
<TwiBeard> You must give us a turn to fight back
<plebleg> cheater! D:
<Dairy> DON'T ALLOW THERE TO BE ANY SHADOWS!
* Lancepatch casts Flash!
* plebleg is not affected by the purple nurple cos he doesn't know what that is
<tehpirate> Hey! Guys... We've got to think smarter, not harder. It looks like Gar is the only suspect here of such a dastardly deed. We have to think of a way to catch him and make him talk.
* PinkFloydYoshi is back (gone 08:01:46)
<Dairy> ignorance is bliss
<Lancepatch> Lucky lubber, yo be.
<tehpirate> He's a ninja, right? We need something that can attract ninjas.
<PinkFloydYoshi> What in the world is going on here?
<Lancepatch> Sales!
<Dairy> shop sales!
<Lancepatch> Sales be what we need.
<tehpirate> Bingo.
<plebleg> sales on ale!
<TwiBeard> Arr, we are pirates
<Dairy> Sales on planks!
<tehpirate> We need discounts and a trail of coupons.
<Dairy> Sales on cardboard!
<TwiBeard> Use the fire!
<plebleg> sales on katanas!
<Dairy> 50% off on every purchase!
<TwiBeard> And throwin' stuff
* Gar pops out and uses a folded piece of construction paper to give pleban a paper cut! Before jumping back into the shadows once more.

[teh yoshi]

<tehpirate> All right, gang! We need to set up a fake shop and lure in the ninja.
<TwiBeard> Arr
<TwiBeard> Let's get to it!
<plebleg> missed
* plebleg throws his sword into the shadows cutting Gar
<TwiBeard> Arr
<tehpirate> Blimey...
<Dairy> Crikey...
<plebleg> wait, they keep going into the shadows right?
* Gar catches it and dissapears.
<plebleg> turnb all the lights on!#
<TwiBeard> First-mate, Dairy Queen, get a stall open
<plebleg> *tunr
<TwiBeard> Plebleg make the coupons
<tehpirate> Yes, sir!
<Dairy> aye aye!
<TwiBeard> Lancepatch make the signs
<TwiBeard> And some fake goodies
<tehpirate> Dairy, we're going to have to make sacrifices. Dismantle the boat.
<plebleg> I guess we'te not turning all the lights on
* plebleg makes coupons
* Lancepatch makes signs for the shop.
<Lancepatch> Aye, Cap'n, I be done!
<Dairy> ok, dismantling boxes was what I was born to do!
<tehpirate> Pleg, I need you to make a trail of coupons leading into the darkness.
<Dairy> *breaks ship into pieces*
<tehpirate> Now we build a store.
* Lancepatch begins construction.
<TwiBeard> We can use this store as the store
<TwiBeard> Just put up the signs!
<Dairy> *starts to glue cardboard back into a small a shop*
<tehpirate> ...But, but...
* plebleg makes a trail of coupons from the shadows, towards the store
<tehpirate> Okay, Dairy, drop the idea. Put the boat back together.
<TwiBeard> Did he just break the boat?
<tehpirate> Twi, I need you to make items for sale that'll appear worthwhile to ninjas.
<plebleg> D: ZOMG!
<Dairy> ....ummm...I never got that far in box school
<TwiBeard> Put it back you scallywag!
<Dairy> Ill try my best!
<TwiBeard> Or it be the proverbial plank!
<Dairy> aye captain!
<tehpirate> That plank is for "sale"!
<Lancepatch> Git to it!
<plebleg> no! that's the proverbial sop sign now
<plebleg> *shop
<tehpirate> ... Or that.
<TwiBeard> Arrr
<Dairy> *pulls apart glued cardboard
<Dairy> *
<TwiBeard> Just say they arrr in the store cupboard
<tehpirate> Dairy, take that out back. Pleg, Twi, and I will take care of the house in front.
<TwiBeard> And now we arrrr complete
<plebleg> aye aye!
<tehpirate> Pleg, you go take care of the items and walk around and greet our "customer." Twi and I will be manning the counter.
* Gar seems to be picking up the coupons, "A sale! Ha! Haha! Ha! Ha ha ha!"
<Dairy> aye!
<Dairy> *goes out mumbling*
<tehpirate> Now, when I close the cash register, a box will drop onto the ninja.
<TwiBeard> Hurry lads
<TwiBeard> Put on your non-pirate outfits and voices
<Dairy> they never let me sell stuff to ninjas..
<tehpirate> The store is about to open! Everyone to their places!
<tehpirate> *Clock ticks closer to opening time*
<TwiBeard> You broke the boat it's yer own fault
<Dairy> *glues one bit of cardboard to another*
<Dairy> *and then to another*
<Lancepatch> Hurry it up, Dairy!
<tehpirate> *Clock strikes 9:00* All right, we're open, and we're having a grand opening sale!
<plebleg> where do I go?!
<Lancepatch> We be running short on time.
<Dairy> its hard without the manual!
<TwiBeard> Try it out of site
<tehpirate> Pleg, just walk around the store and make sure all our inventory is okay.
<Dairy> *glues random objects to the cardboard to make up for lost pieces*
<Lancepatch> What about me, first-mate?
* plebleg walks around the store, acting casual
* Gar pops out, "A sale! Haha!"
<tehpirate> Welcome........ sir.
<TwiBeard> *ahem* Welcome to the Ninja sale
<tehpirate> Is there anything you are particularly interested in?
<Dairy> lets see...I could use that rubber glove for the mast, and that plywood for the rear...
<Gar> Ninja sale!?
<Lancepatch> A sale just for ninjas!
<tehpirate> You bet your J-ass it is!
<Gar> Aha! How perfect! I'll take...all of it!
<Lancepatch> The whole store!?
<TwiBeard> Okay, Mr. Teh shall get it for you
<tehpirate> We accept cash, credit, and cowry shells.
<TwiBeard> *to Teh* Get him the "stuff"
<Lancepatch> All of it, Teh.
<tehpirate> "Aye"
<Dairy> *goes back in and interrupts*
* Gar holds up a Ninja National credit card. "Aha!"
<tehpirate> Right-o, mister Ninja. Paper or plastic?
<tehpirate> What is it..... Dairy!?
<Gar> Plastic, of course! Paper is for the weak.
<Dairy> Does anyone know of what I can use for the steering planks!?
<Gar> ...Steering planks?
<tehpirate> Dairy, to the back with ye!!
<Gar> ...Pirate talk!?
<TwiBeard> Sorry about them
<Dairy> ....;_;
<TwiBeard> They are mentally retarded
<Lancepatch> They're a bit crazy, that's all.
<tehpirate> Sorry, Dairy is new here.
<Lancepatch> ...Yeah, I just make my words nicer..
<Lancepatch> Twi's right.
<TwiBeard> We have to talk to him like a pirate
<Gar> Your faces look familiar...
<Gar> Twi!?
<TwiBeard> GET HIM!
* Gar poofs.
<TwiBeard> DAMN IT DAIRY!
<tehpirate> Noooo!! Quick! Close the cash register!
<Dairy> *walks back it*
<Dairy> so how did the sail go!
<tehpirate> Aaaaaaaagh.
<Dairy> ale*
<TwiBeard> NO RATIONS FOR A WEEK!
<Dairy> sale*
<tehpirate> That's it, you're getting grease for a month. No tacos for you.
<Dairy> What did I do!
<TwiBeard> You ruined the plan!
<tehpirate> Whatever, how's the boat coming along?
<TwiBeard> I should make you walk the proverbial plank!
<Lancepatch> YOU RUINED EVERYTHING.
<TwiBeard> BUT WE HAVEN'T A BOAT!
<Dairy> oh!! that plan!
<Lancepatch> .../
<Lancepatch> Twi.
<tehpirate> ...Aaar.
<Dairy> I want tacos ;_;
<Dairy> Well!
<Lancepatch> Do you suggest what I'm thinking you suggest?
<TwiBeard> No!
<TwiBeard> Not this time
<Dairy> let me give you the low down on the ship!
<tehpirate> You've got another plan to capture the ninja?
<Dairy> Well!
<plebleg> we could turn all the lights on
<plebleg> so there aren't anymore shadows
<TwiBeard> We make a fake pirate, he attacks it, we get him!
<Dairy> I got the side done...but then I tried to fit an oxygen tank in and it...kind of exploded
<Dairy> so!
<Dairy> I saved an end to the cardboard box!
<tehpirate> How about we use a real fake pirate? We can't afford those model things, you know.
<tehpirate> Dairy, since you screwed our last plan, you're going to have to be our bait.
<Dairy> and I used a rubber glove for the mast
<plebleg> ..or we could turn the lights on and get rid of the shadows, then they can't hide =DF
<tehpirate> Big time.
<plebleg> *=D
<Dairy> but Im allergic to stressful situations!
<tehpirate> Pleg, stop your nonsense!
<plebleg> T_T sorry
<TwiBeard> Dairy, you have 10 minutes to get that boat the way it was
<TwiBeard> Or you shall be fed to Strangie
<plebleg> D:
<Dairy> NO PLEASE!
<Strangie>
<Dairy> *grabs a banana peel*
<Dairy> this can be the steering wheel
<TwiBeard> Hurry, scalley-wag
* Gar zooms by, snatching the peel.
<Dairy> hey!
* TwiBeard takes down gar before he poofs
<tehpirate> Dairy, just.... no.
<Dairy> give me my peel ;_;
<tehpirate> Stop.
* Gar zoomed.
<TwiBeard> Gotcha, Ninja!
<tehpirate> Uwha?
<Dairy> don't blame me!
<Gar> Rawr!
<Lancepatch> AYE, NINJA!
* Gar bites Twi, "I'm a weredragon, too!"
<Lancepatch> I say we rip out his toe nails.
<TwiBeard> I'm bettar!
* TwiBeard punches Gar
<Dairy> blame the laws of physics!
<tehpirate> Wait! We must ask questions first.
* Gar punches back.
* TwiBeard throws Gar for Teh to catch
<tehpirate> Mister ninja, what is the meaning of Thornberry locked and tied in the restroom?
* tehpirate catches... reluctantly.
<Gar> ...I wouldn't know.
<Gar> The Bandits did it.
<tehpirate> The what?!
* Gar poofs.
<TwiBeard> What do you know of these Bandits?
<tehpirate> But you're the only suspect we've got.
<TwiBeard> We need a bandit
<TwiBeard> Arr, we shall search for the bandit
<tehpirate> What we need is another sale. But our discounts weren't Craaaazy enough.
<TwiBeard> Everyone press M to open the minimap
<Lancepatch> I never realized this song was that long.
<tehpirate> Come on, guys! You can dish out better prices than that! What kind of pirates are ye?
<plebleg> we need, money back garuntees!
* Lancepatch presses M!
* Gar pokes his head out, biting tehpirate, "Bandits go for banks!"
* Gar flees.
<TwiBeard> Banks!
<Lancepatch> We should build a bank!
<Lancepatch> And use Dairy as... Bait.
<plebleg> I thinkthey for banks
<plebleg> *think they
<Dairy> can I be a banker!
<Lancepatch> We shall turn him into gold!
<TwiBeard> Let's get going
<Dairy> or at least an accountant!
<TwiBeard> Dairy!
<Dairy> yes ;_;
<tehpirate> Dairy, you can be the janitor.
<TwiBeard> Continue on the boat
<Lancepatch> brb
<TwiBeard> First-mate, you shall be behind the counter
<Lancepatch> Lancepatch be wantin' food!
<plebleg> I'll be the security gaurd!
<TwiBeard> Also Dairy
<TwiBeard> If you come in, I will kill ye, y'hear?
<plebleg> I'll block the exit when he tries to flees
<plebleg> *flee
<Dairy> but what if I get hot!
<TwiBeard> Touch
<TwiBeard> Tough*
<TwiBeard> Arr
<TwiBeard> Slip of the pirate tongue
<plebleg> aye, can be a cruel thing
<TwiBeard> Come on, ya landlubbers
<TwiBeard> I'll jump on him from the ceiling when he comes in
<tehpirate> Okay, let's get everything down here and clean up Q and refurbish it accordingly.
<TwiBeard> Then we jump the bugger
<Dairy> *goes outside and meets a shady looking individual in ragged clothing*
<tehpirate> Come on, groovy pirate gang! Let's get our clean on!
<Lancepatch> Back.
<TwiBeard> Arr!
<TwiBeard> Lancepatch, get cleaning
* Gar zooms by, running a chopstick through Dairy's appendix!
* Lancepatch begins sweeping.
* plebleg starts spiffing up the place
<Dairy> Shady looking character: are you the caretaker of this fine box?
<Dairy> OW! MY APPENDIX WHICH I DON'T USE!
<TwiBeard> Oh well, ye'll live
<Dairy> why does everybody hate me ;_;
<TwiBeard> Because you ruined the plan
* Lancepatch slaps Dairy across the face.
<Lancepatch> Git back ter werk!
<Dairy> anyways shady looking guy!
<Dairy> I guess I am the caretaker of this box!
<plebleg> we don't hate you Dairy
<plebleg> we just don't liek you
<Gar> Actually, technically, Lance ruined the plan 'cause he said Twi's name which alerted me to the fact that you were all pirates in disguise planning to capture me!
<plebleg> *like
* Gar flees.
<Dairy> Yay!
<Dairy> not me!
<tehpirate> What the hell? That pesky ninja...
<Lancepatch> No, it was you.
<Lancepatch> You spoke pirate.
<plebleg> we still hate you though
<Dairy> but...he said...;_;
<Lancepatch> So back to work!
<tehpirate> Shut yer trap, Dairy, and get back on that boat.
<Dairy> ok...
<Dairy> *shady character comes up and whispers something in his ear*
<TwiBeard> Lance was partially responcable, but he wouldn't 'ave said notin' if you had spoke
<Dairy> Why sure! that would be helpful!
* TwiBeard slaps shadey character
<TwiBeard> What are ye doin'?
<tehpirate> All right, groovy pirate gang! Let's turn this Q into West Q Mutual Fargo Bank.
<plebleg> he's come for the pizzas
<plebleg> which are now cold D:
<Dairy> oh, don't worry TwiBeard!
<Dairy> hes helpful!
<Dairy> just go to work on the Bank!
<Dairy> and leave the ship to me!
<Lancepatch> Don't trust Dairy.
<Lancepatch> Don't.
<TwiBeard> Hmm
<TwiBeard> Lancepatch
<TwiBeard> Keep a watch on Dairy
<Lancepatch> Yes cap'n? Yes cap'n.
* plebleg puts on his security guard outfit and stands all profesional like
<TwiBeard> That can be your punishment for partially being responsable
<Lancepatch> Yes sir.
* Lancepatch keeps a close watch on Dairy.
* TwiBeard hides on the ceiling
* Gar pushes Lance and Dairy into a wood chipper. =D
<Gar> HA! HAHA! HA! HA! HA!
<Lancepatch> Miss.
* TwiBeard tells Gar to stop being an idiot, there is no spoon
<Dairy> Hey! I am not wood!
<TwiBeard> Or woodchipper
<tehpirate> But I am the chipper, so back off.
<Dairy> ....good that the wood chipper was turned off
<Gar> You fools, Bandits only go for trains with treasure, not banks, you were tricked!
<tehpirate> All right, Pleg. You got the sign up and ready?
<TwiBeard> Arr, that be simple
* Gar flips the On switch, and runs.
<plebleg> bandits go for banks now!
<tehpirate> Turn the sign around!!
<plebleg> aye aye teh!
<Dairy> Ow. Ow. Ow. Ow
* plebleg rotates the sign
<TwiBeard> Dairy, stop daydreamning about ninjas and woodchippers and back t'work!
<TwiBeard> Lance, you should watch better
<tehpirate> Do ye hear something, Twi, or is it just me?
<Dairy> hey Lancepatch, ill have a staring contest with ye!
<TwiBeard> Arr, I do not
<Lancepatch> ...No, Dairy!
<tehpirate> Yeah, you two do that. Bank is about to open soon.
<Lancepatch> You work on the boat.
<Dairy> *goes to the boat but doesn't find anything*
<Dairy> uh oh...
<TwiBeard> Get ready lads, store openin'
<Lancepatch> ...
<Lancepatch> Dairy.
<Lancepatch> DAAAAAAAAAAAIRYYYY!
<tehpirate> It's a bank, shhh.
<Lancepatch> Cap'n!
<Dairy> WHAT!
<Lancepatch> Dairy lost us the boat!
<plebleg> D: WTF??!
<tehpirate>
<Dairy> THAT SHADY LOOKING GUY TOLD ME TO GO KEEP MYSELF DISTRACTED FROM SOMETHING NOT IN THE BOATS DIRECTION WHILE HE WORKS ON IT FOR FREE!
<TwiBeard> What?!
<Dairy> I THOUGHT IT WAS A GOOD OFFER!
<TwiBeard> YOU FOOL!
<TwiBeard> I'LL FEED YA T'STRANGIE!
<Strangie> *meanwhile, Strangie drives off with his new boat*
* Lancepatch grabs a random wooden board.
<TwiBeard> To Strangie you shall go!
<tehpirate> Aaaargh! That boat came from the cardboard box my mom ordered her lamp in.
<TwiBeard> Argh!
<Dairy> WAIT WAIT WAIT!
<TwiBeard> It was Strangie who was the character
<TwiBeard> Dairy, you've really done it know!
<TwiBeard> now*
* Lancepatch starts beating Dairy with a 2x4.
<tehpirate> Certainly the strange character he is.
<Strangie> Saaailing, saaaailing, sailing the open seeea.
<Strangie> This is clearly the smartest thing I've ever done.
<plebleg> open concrete
* TwiBeard ties Dairy upside-down to Q
<tehpirate> You know that boat can only go about 3 miles per hour?
<TwiBeard> And there you shall stay!
<TwiBeard> And you have noone to push it
<Lancepatch> Depending on who be pushing as well, Teh!
<plebleg> he's going at half a mile an hour! let's git him!
<TwiBeard> Get him!
<tehpirate> Quick, Lancedouche and DairyThing, chase after him!
<Strangie> I have my warmage casting Gust of Wind in the back.
* plebleg dives bomb Strangie
<TwiBeard> Argh
<TwiBeard> DAIRY!
* Lancepatch rips Strangie out of the box.
<Dairy> yes ;_;
<tehpirate> NO!!! Not like that!
<Strangie> D:
<tehpirate> Oh God, ou boat........ again....
<TwiBeard> Beat him up!
* TwiBeard beats up Strangie
<Strangie> It's a duel you want, eh? D:
<tehpirate> Everyone, tie him up!
* plebleg stores Strangie in hi shat
<tehpirate> Or... wait, what?
* plebleg receives one Stangie
<Dairy> I can't!
<Dairy> Im tied upside down!
* TwiBeard ties Strangie up
<plebleg> *his
<tehpirate> Good work, Twi, using the same rope you got from Thorn's corpse.
<TwiBeard> What's yer name, landlubber?
<plebleg> He'll be outta the way in thar!
* Strangie uses Abundant Step and flees, leaving a note behind that says "Eat obscure ki technique, punk"
<tehpirate> ...What?
* Strangie is now known as Nobody
<TwiBeard> Arrr, his DnD powers outdo our poorness
<Dairy> will someone get me down!
<tehpirate> But this is a Dairy Queen establishment... There is no magic here.
<Nobody> *it's not magic D:*
<tehpirate> Oh.
<tehpirate> Wait, who said that?
<TwiBeard> Nobody said it
<Dairy> somebody cut me down ^^
<tehpirate> Oh, never mind, then.
<TwiBeard> No!
<tehpirate> Not until we capture the bandit.
<TwiBeard> You fail, Dairy
<TwiBeard> You shall stay here
<TwiBeard> We need a new boat
<tehpirate> Back to the "bank" groovy pirate gang!
<plebleg> to the bank!
<plebleg> awaaaay!
<Lancepatch> To the bank!
<TwiBeard> Gemmatey is not going to be happy the boat and pizzas are gone
<Dairy> DONT LEAVE ME!
* Gar sneaks up behind tehpirate, and ties an ascot on him!
* tehpirate suddenly wears a really fashionable ascot.
<TwiBeard> FORK ORF! NINJA
* Gar flees.
<tehpirate> Does this look good on me?
<TwiBeard> Aye
<tehpirate> Thanks.
<plebleg> it goes with your eyes
<Dairy> Hello!?
<TwiBeard> Quiet you!
<plebleg> hello!
<Lancepatch> Gemmatey's going to...
<TwiBeard> Open the bank!
<Lancepatch> Blow us up,.
* Lancepatch opens the bank.
<plebleg> she's dead ain't she?
<Dairy> The blood is going to my head!
<plebleg> we're open for shizzness
<TwiBeard> With the money from the bank we can buy a new ship
<TwiBeard> Shut up Dairy
<plebleg> and tacos!
<Dairy> I want tacos!
<TwiBeard> SHUT UP!
<tehpirate> THat's it. *Uses ascot and ties it across Dairy's face*
<Dairy> *mumbles*
<TwiBeard> Good work
<tehpirate> That was a really good ascot, too... I wonder where it came from?
<Dairy> *mumbles loudly*
* Gar stabs Dairy in the throat with a plastic knife, "HA! HAHA! HA!" and flees.
<Lancepatch> What's ascot?
<Dairy> *mumbleOWmumble*
<tehpirate> Use the power of Google, mate.
<TwiBeard> SHUT UP DAIRY
<Lancepatch> But i'm lazy.
* plebleg looks down at his feet to see red liquid flowing from Dairy's direction
<plebleg> who spilt their ribena?!
<tehpirate> I see a plastic knife... Maybe he's been at a picnic again.
<plebleg> *Ribbena
<tehpirate> Whatever, back to the bank!
* tehpirate stands there as a teller.... still stands there...
* plebleg stands at his post
<TwiBeard> We need a bandit soon
<tehpirate> Pleg... Did you set up the sign, perchance?
<plebleg> aye aye, I did indeed
* tehpirate walks up front. "Dammit, Pleg! We're still the Ninja store!"
<tehpirate> Quick, turn it around!
<plebleg> D:
* plebleg flips the sign over
<Thornberry> arg
<plebleg> there, bank!
<plebleg> IT LIVES D:
<tehpirate> Holy crap, I heard something from the restroom!
* Gar seems to have violated the sign with his Sharpie, writing Ninja slogans all over it, and having drawn a giant Naruto sign on it.
<Lancepatch> ...Plebleg, be more on the ball.
<Dairy> *ascot loses center of gravity and allows mouth to be freed*
<Dairy> finally!
* plebleg runs over Lance with his ball
<TwiBeard> Argh, the Naturtard has ruined the sign
<Gar> NINJAS STRIKE AGAIN!!
<Dairy> did they leave me...
<plebleg> Naturtard?
<TwiBeard> Slip of the tongue
* JayTanoshi looks at the sign, marks with a sharpie on it, saying: Believe it! Then disappears in a cloud of smoke.
<TwiBeard> Argh! Make a new sign
* Gar dissapears in a similar cloud of smoke.
<plebleg> no smoking!
<tehpirate> That's it...
<TwiBeard> And say there is also a sale at the bank
* plebleg makes a new sign
<tehpirate> Yes, this bank is having a blowout!
<TwiBeard> Ninjas will always fall for it
<tehpirate> With craaaaazy interest rates!
<plebleg> take out £200 pounds get £2 free
<GD> Come sail away. Come sail away. Come sail away with me.
<Lancepatch> This bank uses pounds?
* tehpirate is now playing: Enya - Orinoco Flow (Sail Away)
<Lancepatch> Lame, I can't use it. D=
<plebleg> ok sign's up!
<Dairy> I wonder if I can cut my way with this plastic knife lodged in my throat...
<tehpirate> This bank accepts cash, credit, and cowry shells.
<plebleg> and ninja swords!
<tehpirate> And how!
<tehpirate> All right, gang. Now we wait for the culprit.
<TwiBeard> Yarr
<Dairy> *cuts through rope that in actuality is string*
* Gar duct-tapes plebleg to a wall!
<tehpirate> Did you hear something?
* plebleg stands in place waiting
<TwiBeard> Stop that or no sale times for you!
<tehpirate> I swear, Q is haunted or something.
<TwiBeard> items*
<plebleg> I heard a buzz
<plebleg> must be the lighting in this place
<tehpirate> Whatever.
* tehpirate taps desk briskly...
<TwiBeard> WHERE'S THE BANDIT?!
<plebleg> ok shush! here come the culprits!
<tehpirate> So this is the waiting game, huh?
<Dairy> *falls to the ground with an oof*
* Gar spends his time egging the outside of the "bank".
<TwiBeard> QUIET DAIRY!
<Dairy> Im free, and now its time to make my way to the group!
<moot> ...man are you still doing this pirate thing
<TwiBeard> There he is!
<plebleg> shush Moot!
<tehpirate> Gross!
<Gar> It's the legendary Pirate Ninja!
* JayTanoshi reappears close by. "Get ready!" Then it looks like there's ten Jay's! 0_o' "Jay Tanoshi's tickle strike!" Jay dashes towards every pirate, about to tickle them.
<Gar> Who...doesn't really matter!
<tehpirate> It's the Financially Challenged Pirates, thank you.
* TwiBeard slaps Jay
<TwiBeard> GET OUTTA HERE
<moot> it makes all the difference
* Lancepatch is now playing: Head Automatica - Disco Hades II
<TwiBeard> You ninja narutard!
<tehpirate> Jay, I'll have to ask you to leave. Thanks.
* plebleg drop kicks 3 Jays
* Gar grabs plebleg with a belt, "GET OVER HERE!!!" and yanks him over to him, punching him in the face.
<TwiBeard> Make up something which is more origional then come back
<plebleg> oo they drop money
<TwiBeard> Arr, all the Ninjas are the same
* Lancepatch pulls out a revolver.
* moot np: Primal Fear - Angel in Black
<Lancepatch> LOOK WHAT I FOUND IN MY DADDY'S ROOM.
* plebleg recieves 400 dabloons
<Dairy> *runs into the middle of the group*
<Dairy> you guys forgot about me!
* JayTanoshi (The remaining) Dashes away. "I'll be back!"
<Gar> ...AH OH GOD HE HAS A GUN
* Gar poofs.
* TwiBeard slaps Dairy queen
<TwiBeard> QUIET!
<TwiBeard> You'll ruin it again
<plebleg> too late, Gar went all poofy on us
<Dairy> ruin what!?
<TwiBeard> THE PLAn
<Dairy> you mean the plan to get ninjas to come to the bank!?
<Dairy> and trick them!?
<Dairy> so that you can defeat them!?
<Lancepatch> ...
* TwiBeard stabs Dairy and kills him
<tehpirate> OH MY GOD!!!
<Dairy> the one that they aren't supposed to know....ow
* plebleg stuffs Dairy in his haty with Strangie
<tehpirate> Twi, why!?!!
<Lancepatch> Good call.
<plebleg> *hat
<TwiBeard> Tharrr
<TwiBeard> First-mate, Plebleg! LETS BUST THIS JOINT!
<tehpirate> Paul! You just killed our buddy Kurtis! Why?
<TwiBeard> Lancepatch, you wait here
<plebleg> that'll keep him outta ther way arr!
<TwiBeard> ShuT IT JOHN!
<TwiBeard> JUST RUN!
<tehpirate> But, but.... First, the taco shop owner.
* TwiBeard bursts out of the door of Q and runs down the street
<tehpirate> Aaaaaaaahhhh!!! *Runs away bawling*
<Dairy> *dead*
<plebleg> he'll cry when he's done killing!
<Lancepatch> Who is Dairy?
<plebleg> Yoshiken
<tehpirate> (Yoshiken)
<Lancepatch> ..WHOASNAPS.
<tehpirate> YOU FORGOT THE PARENTHESIS!
<Lancepatch> KURTIS BUDDY.
<Dairy> XD!
<Dairy> hey Greg XD
<Lancepatch> What'sup?
<tehpirate> Hahahaha, you silly Mormons.
<TwiBeard> No talking corpse
* You are now known as tehyoshi
* services.anbraxas.net sets mode +r tehyoshi
<Dairy> trix are for kids!
<Dairy> and pirates!
* TwiBeard is now known as Twi
<Dairy> and now...brb dinner! XD
* plebleg is now known as plebanshiren
<Twi> And here ends another episode of FCP
<Lancepatch> ...That's rather early for dinner.
<Lancepatch> FCP?
<plebanshiren> until next time
* Lancepatch is now known as Lance
<tehyoshi> So, will our pirate heroes solve the mystery? Tune in next time for The Financially Challeneged Pirates.

Sorry for the triple posting and page breaking.

[teh yoshi]

<Gar> TRIPLE BONUS MULTIPLIER ! !
<Garuru> TRIPLE BONUS MULTIPLIER ! !
<GD> TRIPLE BONUS MULTIPLIER ! !
<tehyoshi> Whoa.
<tehyoshi> Get original, you three.

Tut-tut.

[Twi]

<Garral> I suck so badly.

How true

[Potwin]

First Quinator, then Potwin then something else, now Hena. Are you having some sort of identity crisis? XD
--Stevoshi

me: Well yes.. :/ it is hard

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well yes, this doesn't belong here, but this is just a little bit funny, i think TRIPLE BONUS MULTIPLIER ! !

[Twi]

<Garral> *shake-a-shake*
<tehyoshi> Making mischief now?
<Toshi> no, milkshake
<tehyoshi> Oh, the thing that brings all the boys to the yard.
<Toshi> damn right, and it's better than yours
<Twi> STOP EVERYTHING!

[teh yoshi]

<Wenchee> OH SNAP
<Wenchee> You guys are so immature, haha.
<GluteusMaximus> At least I'm not a wench/
<CanisLatrans> That's how we roll.
<Wenchee> I never said I wasn't.
<GluteusMaximus> Precisely.

Tut-tut, oh Yoshee...

[teh yoshi]

<Yoshee> What's Curselax?
<Pawy> I saw a 600+ one, before.
<EmBreon> Snorlax with Curse.
<Garuru> Snorlax with Curse.
<EmBreon> XD
<Garuru> XD
<tehyoshi> Whoa.
<Garuru> Wow.
<Yoshee> Haha.
<tehyoshi> You weirdos.

[Toshi]

<tehyoshi> Times like these I wish I could be one of those red dotted people.
<Toshi> red dotted people?
<Blitzzoshi> You mean &?
<Toshi> oh, wait
* tehyoshi pretends to write up some Glines and giggles like a pansy.
<AppleEyes> Like moot and Bahamut
<AppleEyes> Lets all be red dotted people
<tehyoshi> I can make you all green dotted people.
<AppleEyes> Then we'd all be able to kill eachother
<Toshi> it be cool if i was a green dotted person~
<Blitzzoshi> Red dots are only X-Chat specific. Typically it's best to refer to the ASCII character for the usermode, so that it's global for all IRC clients.
<tehyoshi> I know, I'm just kidding.
<tehyoshi> I'm aware of that, though.
<AppleEyes> I don't know the ASCII ones
<Blitzzoshi> Yellow means voice, right?
<Blitzzoshi> That would be +
<tehyoshi> Right.
<AppleEyes> And seeing as most the ops use Xchat I refer to the colours
<Blitzzoshi> Green is op, no? That's @
<tehyoshi> Blue is half-op.
<Blitzzoshi> The person who owns this server (no highlight, hah) has ~
<Blitzzoshi> Half-op is %
<AppleEyes> What's with blue? That seems to be green with I don't know what they don't have less
<Blitzzoshi> And channel admins, like moot, are &
<Ruru> I like blue. O:
<Toshi> blue ish cool
* AppleEyes is now playing: Mastodon - The Wolf Is Loose
<Ruru> =D
* tehyoshi gives channel half-operator status to AppleEyes
* tehyoshi gives channel half-operator status to Blitzzoshi
* tehyoshi gives channel half-operator status to GD
* tehyoshi gives channel half-operator status to Ruru
* tehyoshi gives channel half-operator status to Sunbun
* tehyoshi gives channel half-operator status to Thornberry
* tehyoshi gives channel half-operator status to Toshi
<tehyoshi> OH SNAP!
<Ruru> Wow. XD
<Ruru> Pretty.
<Blitzzoshi> Crazy.
<AppleEyes> Quick, demote Thorny to be funny
<Toshi> YAY
* tehyoshi removes channel half-operator status from AppleEyes
<tehyoshi> There you go.
<Toshi> i mean, oh, wow <..<
<AppleEyes> D=
<AppleEyes> Harsh
<Ruru> Uh oh.
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* bahamut gives channel operator status to Lazo
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* tehyoshi removes channel half-operator status from GD
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* tehyoshi removes channel half-operator status from Sunbun
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* tehyoshi removes channel half-operator status from Toshi
<tehyoshi> You saw nothing.
<Blitzzoshi> ... XD
<Toshi> XD
<Thornberry> HI
<AppleEyes> Quick Lazo, ban his arse!
<Toshi> i'm quoting that one

I lolled so hard at that one. XD

[teh yoshi]

<PinkFloydYoshi> Lasers are all cool, but not practical, you can see much more if you have xray vision.
<moot> so I could be all "HEY WHAT ARE YOU LOOKING AT" then the guys is all "nothing" then I'd be all "PCHU PCHU LASERS" and he'd be all "D:"
<tehyoshi> NEENEENEE PEW PEW PEW!
<Garuru> XD
<PinkFloydYoshi> Well, there's that, but I still like the idea of being able to see through people's clothing.
<PinkFloydYoshi> Actually no.
<moot> man
<PinkFloydYoshi> Wait, that'd be wrong.
<moot> lasers just shoot off the clothing
<tehyoshi> Now that's thinking outside the box.
<PinkFloydYoshi> Yeah, you can choose which bits you want to look at then.
<moot> and if they're ugly or something then you just laser them
<tehyoshi> Wait, Lee likes that idea? Oh dear...
<PinkFloydYoshi> No, I changed my mind.
<tehyoshi> Tut-tut-tut. #ycmature plz.
<PinkFloydYoshi> Laser.s

Words from a tainted admin.

[Max "Snow" Andershi]

* You are now known as MaxAdnershi
<MaxAdnershi> ..
* You are now known as MaxAndershi
* services.anbraxas.net sets mode +r MaxAndershi
<Twi> Nicely done J
<MaxAndershi> Thanks P
<MaxAndershi> I studied under a couple of professionals
<Twi> In the art of spelling your own name wrong
<MaxAndershi> In simply spelling wrong
<MaxAndershi> You and Tek are in the forefront of that field =D
<Twi> Yay
<Twi> If I spelt that wrong that would have been perfectly timed
<MaxAndershi> Indeed
<MaxAndershi> But as such, you fail at comedy D=
<Twi> Yep
<Twi> Comedy is not my fort!
<Twi> ...
<Twi> Forte*

Nicely done, Twi, nicely done

[Not-Garr]

<PinkFloydYoshi> Yeah.
<PinkFloydYoshi> Enjoyed deleting it.
<Gar> You had it to begin with, though.
<Lazo> You wrote a poem about it in your livejournal didn't you?
<PinkFloydYoshi> That said, it only made up 5% of my mewsick partition, which is 20Gb in size.
<Gar> No, in his MySpace.,
<moot> 5% too much
<Gar> 6% too much.
<PinkFloydYoshi> I don't have a myslave.
<PinkFloydYoshi> Err, space.
<Gar> ...
<Gem> XD
<Digi> ...XD
<moot> paging dr freud

[Moot]

<Lance> Roveeee!
<Lance> Like a rave.
<Lance> only 39752 times more hxc.
<moot> define hxc
<Lance> hardcore
<Lazo> ...How?
<Lance> I don't know.
<Lance> D:
<EmBreon> Hardees Extreme Elimination Challenge.
<Lazo> That happens a few hours after you eat their "burgers."

[Rackinac]

*** bahamut has quit (irc.anbraxas.net services.anbraxas.net)
<tehyoshi> Oh God, this network is crumbling!
<tehyoshi> Everyone get out now!
<Lazo> Losing altitude!

[teh yoshi]

[11:22] <Twi> I need to sort out this internetty problem
[11:22] <Twi> I blame Tiscali and their 210 day weeks
[11:24] <tehyoshi> Whoa, 210 days in a week?
[11:26] <PinkFloydYoshi> 24/210 and 10080 days a year support.

[Toshi]

<PinkFloydYoshi> Cowing hard drive.
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<Toshi> Cowing eh?
<PinkFloydYoshi> Yes. Started making weird noises.
<Toshi> Like "moo"?

... Well I found it humorous.

[Rackinac]

<Lance> How do you turn it on, Lee?
<EmBreon> That's #ycmature material lance.

<Lazo> Well she shouldn't be your freind anymore!
<Gem> Lol, freind.
<Gem> I'm soory I don't have any freinds.
<Gem> Friends, maybe.
<Gar> Lawl.
<Gar> No one's ever made THAT joke.
<Gar> You're so original. :D
<Lazo> Friend, either.
<Gem> I'm quoting this.

[Toshi]

<Toshi> Sadly, I'm as much use as a helmet is to a kamikaze pilot.
<Thornberry> The hip.
<Lance> Kamikaze pilots actually wear helmets.
<Toshi> ... what did I just say?
<Lance> So while they're getting jerked and tugged around inside the jet, they don't get knocked unconscious.
<Twi> If they went unconscious it'd be so much better
<Toshi> You just couldn't sense the joke could you?..
<Lance> XD

Why Lance? Why? <..<;; LEVEL UP ! !

[Rackinac]

*** Gempuddle is now known as EmBreon
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<EmBreon> :C
<EmBreon> I thought that would work.
<MarcusFenix> It did work, what're you talking about? XD
*** EmBreon is now known as Lance
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<Lance> D:
<MarcusFenix> ..Crap.
*** MarcusFenix is now known as Gem
<GD> Seems not. LEVEL UP ! !
*** MatEther is now known as Mat
<Gem> ...
*** Lance is now known as Pilot
-NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your
-NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise,
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<Gem> Who's EmBreon!?
<Pilot> D:
<Gem> And who's Pilot now?
*** Pilot is now known as Garyuru
<Mat> I am spartacus!
<Gem> This is so confusing.
<Mat> Onoz it's Garurumaru!
*** Gem is now known as Lance
<Lance> WHOO HOO
<Lance> I'm normal!
<Lance>
<Garuru> WHAT?
*** Garyuru is now known as Spartacus
<Garuru> WHAT IS THIS....
<Spartacus> SPAARRRRRRRRTA!
<Garuru> MADNESS
<Lance> It's madness, duh.
*** Thornberry is now known as Wuffberry
*** Spartacus is now known as Thornberry
-NickServ- This nickname is registered and protected. If it is your
-NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise,
-NickServ- please choose a different nick.
-NickServ- If you do not change within 20 seconds, I will change your nick.
<Wuffberry> haaaay
*** Lance is now known as RAAM
<RAAM> I'll kill you all.
*** Mat is now known as EmBreon
<Wuffberry> NUUUU MY NAME
<EmBreon> Whew, there.
<Garuru> NO
<Wuffberry> hay
-NickServ- Your nickname is now being changed to Guest5870
*** Thornberry is now known as Guest5870
* Wuffberry does wuffie things
*** Guest5870 is now known as Garyruru
<RAAM> Am I the only one here who knows who Raam is?
<EmBreon> Maybe?
<RAAM> ...D:
<Garuru> Implosters. D=
<RAAM> GET GEARS OF WAR YOU LOSER.
<Garuru> ...XD
<Garuru> *Imposters
<RAAM> Implosters.
<RAAM> They're imposters that implode.
<Garyruru> I'm a imploster!
<Garuru> Awesome. XD
*** Wuffberry is now known as Gurlberry
<RAAM> I'm not imploding yet though.
<Garyruru> I di not implode.
<Garyruru> *did
<Gurlberry> arf
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<RAAM> Woof woof.
<RAAM> I mean, uh
<RAAM> HOSTILES.
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-NickServ- nick, type /msg NickServ IDENTIFY password. Otherwise,
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<Gurlberry> hmmm
<Gurlberry> WAAA
<RAAM> ...
<Gurlberry> my name
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*** bahamut sets mode +v on Thornberry
<RAAM> Gem's implostering me.
<Thornberry> test
<Thornberry> YAYAAYAYAY
<RAAM> XD
*** Lance is now known as Gem
*** RAAM is now known as Lance
<Lance> Whew.
<Gem> That was crazy.
<Lance> Too crazy.
<Lance> I blame you.
<Gem> I blame the French.
<Lance> Yeah well
<Lance> ...okay I agree.

CRAZINESS!

[Twi]

<PinkFloydYoshi> Wait, type just 'project'
<tehyoshi> project
<Twi> projetc
<Twi> ...crap

Yes, I am stupid.