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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 12, 2005 16:15:41 GMT -5
Alright, before you read this, if you want to fully understand the behavior of the guy in the title, I'd recommend looking at his topics that got put in Yoshi's Filing Cabinet. Now, without furtherado... CHAPTER 1>>Ansem Got a New Baddie 11:52 PM Tower of Quarry Ansem has, what? ( Cackletta, Fawful, Shadow Queen, Yu Yevon, Sephiroth, King Goomboss, King Boo, Pokey Minch, Tutankoopa, Wart...)...10 baddies. And YET...he wants more in life than the joy of having 10 baddies. He wants the joy of having 11 baddies! *thunder* And now, what remains of the long line of useless throw-outs... Ansem: You sucked in the volcano test. Crystal King: But it wasn't fair! Ansem: NOT CARING! Next!...You're hired! Master Belch: Alrighty! *URP* Ansem:  Nah, changed my mind. Someone get 'im outta here. Next!...Uhhh...You're g--  *Go, Wart!* Seymour: So I'm in? Ansem: You wish. Buh-bye! *opens trapdoor beneath Seymour*...Hi there, Voldemort! Voldemort: Great...my own boss wouldn't fear my name. I'm leaving... Shadow Queen: Man, that was a feckin' waste of time. Pokey Minch: Wait, there's one more. Should we let him in? Ansem: I...guess. Why you ask? Pokey Minch: By the name, I'd say he's a n00b. Tutankoopa: What name? Pokey Minch: This guy's name is...joey78!!! *thunder* Cackletta: Whoa! Don't let him in!! Ansem: You "Sir Wussalots"! The mention of his name aroused thunder. He's gotta be a tough one! And so, the door opened, and a low-res black fog entered the room. It made Fawful go to the janitor closet and throw up. From within the fog rose Voldemort! Voldemort: No I didn't, jerk. I kid, Voldemort. I kid. Voldemort: Meanie. Quit saying my name! At least pretend to fear it... Never, Voldemort. Bug off. Shoo. Now. Voldemort: Fine, I'll go play cards in the studio... That's better. Now, who REALLY rose from the fog? joey78: me u dirks Uh-huh, Joey Strickland, AKA joey78. *thunder* Ansem: Don't say that D word! It burns worse than "Ni"! joey78: never dirk joey78: shut up dirk joey78: dirk dirk dirk joey78: ansems a dirk joey78: dirk Ansem: OWIE!!! And don't double post! That's illegal, even for us! Then again, this makes you useful. What's your biggest goal? joey78: i want anjil shes mine joey78: now Ansem: Uh...don't worry, we'll get Anjil for you. joey78: no i get her miself King Goomboss: You misspelled "myself". joey78: dirk!!! King Boo: Owowowow!!! Well, at least he used punctuation. Ansem: *ow* You're hired! joey78: cool you not d--jerks >>To be continued... |
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Post by Enrique on Aug 12, 2005 17:59:14 GMT -5
A joey78 fanfic... This should be really funny! I can't wait to see more!
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Post by Yin on Aug 12, 2005 18:34:54 GMT -5
LOL! That's just so funny! ;D
There are so things I don't like about that Joey, he double posts, he calls everyone a "dirk", he always hitting off Anijl, he tryed to join in again, he joined DA, and he always seem to type by banging his head to the keyboard.
That's a really great fan fic you got there, I can't wait for the next one!
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Post by Lord of the Dance on Aug 12, 2005 19:40:33 GMT -5
and he always seem to type by banging his head to the keyboard. ROFL. That struck my funnybone XD Interesting story, Lava. XD I want to read it XD Joey78 *thunder* |
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Post by Yoshiken on Aug 12, 2005 20:50:13 GMT -5
YOU DID SUCH A GREAT IMPRESSION OF JOEY!! XD! i will DEFINITELY have to read every bit of this Fan Fic XD! its gonna be hilarious XD
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 12, 2005 21:51:19 GMT -5
Ha ha!!!The dirk prince joey78..........WHERE'S THE THUNDER!!!*thunder*That's is better.XD I should write something.
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 15, 2005 15:35:02 GMT -5
Wow, so many happy replies... CHAPTER 2>>Anjil's Fall One day, Anjil was on her computer, just going about her usual stuff, when suddenly... IM: hey hot stuff IM: i want u IM: u r mine IM: yoshikens a loser Anjil: What the...  Isn't that... Suddenly, from out of the shadows rose joey78. *thunder* joey78: sup baby joey78: come with me joey78: mine mine mine joey78: yoshiken lose joey78: gimme a kiss joey78: or i kick u Anjil: You back off, joey78!!!  *thunder* They face off RPG style. Anjil attacks joey78 with Angel Wing. Then joey78 uses his infamous Double Post attack to weaken Anjil horribly by saying way too many quotes in a row. Anjil seemed to be losing. Anjil: *pant* Alright...You asked for it!! joey78: u give Anjil: No, it's my Overdrive. Anjil used her Overdrive, Steel Feathers. She spun whilst firing metal feather-shaped beams at joey78. He then used Reverse Lock to immobilize Anjil by forming a big lock around her. Then he delivered the final blow by using Bad Grammar, making Anjil lose any signs of life whilst still alive. joey78: finaly joey78: i win joey78 then lifted Anjil and vanished in the shadows. Meanwhile, in Yoshi's Corner... Yoshiken: Anjil? A-Are you there? It says you're online...*uses chat portal to look into her room(only open when she allows social time)* Oh no! Someone got Anjil!! Yoshiken then sees a note on the floor. It says: i have anjil shes mine
u just lost yur line
ha ha ha dirk
i kill all dirkz
in fifty hours
dont come face me
i have 10000 hp
later dirk
joey stricklandYoshiken: ...?! I thought he was gone... >>To be continued... |
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 15, 2005 15:39:54 GMT -5
NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!
*chanting*
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 15, 2005 16:13:21 GMT -5
Alrighty, Moshi, I post CHAPTER 3>>Forum Members Will Rise Yoshiken gathered as many members as possible. He got PinkFloyd, Norby, Lava, Digi, Frog, and Moshi. They all met in the Yoshi Cafe. Yoshiken: He said he was gonna destroy all "dirks". That means US. Lava: You're kidding! What else? Yoshiken: Well, he kidnapped Anjil. Norby: You mean that-- Yoshiken: Yes--joey78 finally has Anjil, and she might be lost forever lest we let him go free. PinkFloyd: Go free?! I won't let that happen! Not after the annoyance he brought to this forum!! Digi: Well, we're not about to back down. Moshi: Yeah, knowing what we're up against, we must take a stand! Frog: Let's see him use that D word on us after we exile him! Yoshiken: Not to worry--I'm a Lv78 Ninja. I oughta be able to evade his Double Posts. Moshi: My wide array of animagus skills should do well against joey78. I just got a power to become a dragon/robin-winged/snake/silver wolf/shark/dolphin mix chimera. Pretty one, too. PinkFloyd: Should it get rough, I'll paralyze him with a lock. I've done it many times against joey78, and it shouldn't fail in the battle. It's foolproof! Lava: He won't get past my cute lil' pets. Come, Anima! Rayquaza! Gyarados! Hooktail! Jumbo Cactuar! *enter loyal companions* Well? All Else:  Lava: And I got an extra friend that I ran into at Fatty's. Yo, Don Tonberry! Come and introduce yourself! Then, from in the door, came a Tonberry with a black hat, shades, and a tuxedo-jacket. He actually jogged in. Norby: "Don Tonberry"? Who are you? Don Tonberry: Me? I'm the head of the Tonberry syndicate, and the fastest of the group at that. We're one of the protectors of Staramado, though we take our time. Norby: That's cool! Lately, I gained a sense that alerts me when a n00b is nearby and an excellent set of sniper eyes. Digi: With these spells I fished out of various RPGs--Super Mario RPG, Final Fantasy, Xenosaga, Paper Mario, etc.--I'm a magical powerhouse! Frog: I too have a sense to detect oncoming n00bs and such. I heard joey78 can summon n00b monsters, so it'll come in handy. Yoshiken: Alright, together, we shall go up to joey78, rescue Anjil, and banish joey78 forever! If we're lucky enough, more will join. Nate: Wait! I'm coming! Yoshiken: Good timing. Alright, we nine forum members shall make history! Yoshiken, Digi, PinkFloyd, Lava, Nate, Moshi, Norby, Frog, and Don Tonberry put their hands in the center and lifted them all up real fast. So did the quest begin... >>To be continued... |
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 15, 2005 16:17:35 GMT -5
Kurogi:Charchar char char.  That was awsome! because I'm in it.heh heh heh |
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Post by Enrique on Aug 15, 2005 16:58:45 GMT -5
NOOO! Joey kidnapped Anjil! Awesome, Lava!
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 15, 2005 16:59:41 GMT -5
CHAPTER 4>>Trouble in Spira Tidus: WE'RE DOOMED!!! Wakka: IT BE THE END!!! Don Tonberry: Whut the hell are you two screaming about? Tidus: You heard, right? All dirks die in 50 hours! Digi: So it's not just in Yoshi's Corner? Wakka: Right, it's EVERY world. joey78's chaos! PinkFloyd: Now now, joey78 may induce death, yet he is still a n00b. Tidus: Well, we're coming. Yoshiken: That's nice... Wakka: Well, anyway, a guy named Sephiroth is striking the blitzball stadium. Frog: Not the blitzball stadium! So they go there. And there's Sephiroth, wearing a black shirt, red sweatpants, and blue shoes. Lava: Been a while. Where's your real clothes? Sephiroth: They were destroyed when you wrecked the HQ. Surely you of all people would remember! Lava: Oh right! Heh heh, good memories... Sephiroth: I'm lucky to NOT be on joey78's mile-long hit-list, so better now than later for your deaths. Sephiroth engages Don T., Wakka, and Digi. Don T. starts with a Karma. It leaves Sephiroth with 1 Heart Point, considering all the people he slew. So, Sephiroth casts Sweet Feast, recovering half of what he lost. Wakka gave him a Triple Foul attack, making him dizzy, poisoned, and muted. Sephiroth: I feckin' hate you.Don Tonberry: Hm? You growled something? Digi: Game over for you, Sephiroth. Digi casts Star Beam(Mario equivalent to Ultima), thus KOing Sephiroth. Sephiroth: You jerks...*gets kicked back to Tower of Quarry* >>To be continued  ... |
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Post by Enrique on Aug 15, 2005 17:08:48 GMT -5
Great job, Lava! I can see this getting really funny like your last one!
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Post by Digi on Aug 15, 2005 18:37:42 GMT -5
I like being a Magical Powerhouse ;D
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 15, 2005 19:23:22 GMT -5
What happend to me?
Kurogi:*bricks harder*
*unconsious*
Kurogi:Charchi!(can't wait to see more)
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Post by Lord of the Dance on Aug 15, 2005 21:05:30 GMT -5
Ohhh... Lol. I don't get to get a hit in on Joey78? *thunder* Nice story, though, it's hilarious XD
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Post by Yin on Aug 15, 2005 21:14:38 GMT -5
*chants* Another one! Another one!
Those are really cool! I have an idea, why don't you just strap joey in a chair in front computer playing lesons on English, Spelling, Reading, ect. and check back on him in ummm, 20 years.
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Post by UMS Author Lava on Aug 16, 2005 7:49:08 GMT -5
Alrighty, CHAPTER 5>>Eagleland's Doom Ness: THE END IS NEAR!!! Moshi: Hey, relax! What do you mean? Ness: joey78 *thunder* has come, along with his comrade Pokey Minch! joey78 vows to kill us all!!! Tidus: Relax and we'll help. Yoshiken: But we'll need to up the party count. So they go through Onett... Ness: This is my town, Onett. Note the Starmen attacking. Let's get 'em! Starman and cohorts assault Yoshiken, Moshi, Tidus, and Ness. Yoshiken uses Dragon Wing on one Starman, KOing it. Moshi used Dragonbreath on another, paralyzing it. Then, Tidus slashed it, KOing it. Just 1 more. Ness uses PK Thunder on that one. Moshi: Alright! Now let's collect the spoils! They pick up 102 Coins and a Fire Flower. Why they have these is a mystery. Pokey Minch: I enter and attack! BOSS BATTLE!! Yoshiken uses Fire Breath on Pokey. Pokey counters with Bazooka, seriously injuring 'Ken. Tidus decides to use Hastega, speeding up everyone. Ness then uses PK Flash, somewhat blinding Pokey. However, Pokey recovered from it and used Dispelga(lol), cancelling Hastega and then used Pulse Cannon on the heroes, leaving them near dead. Moshi: Time for my Overdrive, jerk. I know what you're afraid of! Moshi then transformed into a big cool-looking dragon human with 4 wings. Pokey Minch: Wh-Whuh?! I-I-It's a f-fo-fo-four wi-win-winged dr-dr-dr-DRAGON!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!! Pokey ran around and around until he ran into a brick wall and he fell unconscious. Pokey Minch: Stupid n00b...Bossing me around... Tidus: We best continue. Lava: Yeah, who knows how many worlds we have to cross. Yoshee: WAIT!! Champ: <We're coming!> And finally, enter Yoshee and Champ. Nate: What took you? Champ: <joey78 put up obstacles.> Frog: No kiddin'? PinkFloyd: Well, let's proceed. >>To be continued... |
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Post by Enrique on Aug 16, 2005 8:03:56 GMT -5
Death to joey78! Awesome job, Lava!
LOL I don't know; the computer might commit suicide first. I got an idea: make him read the entire World Book Encyclopedia and the Webster's Dictionary. After that, he'll have to read the Windows LEVEL UP ! ! Professional user's manual.
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Post by moshi5694 on Aug 16, 2005 8:37:46 GMT -5
^Especially because HE CAN'T READ RIGHT!!!Nor in sentences.
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