I thought it was Anjil...?
CHAPTER 11>>Tower of Quarry
The good guys--Yoshiken, Digi, Lava, Domino, Frog, PinkFloyd, Norby, Nate, Yoshee, Champ, Ness, Tidus, Wakka, the Prince, Fantasy Guy, Moshi, Treyba, Don Tonberry, Suigi, Mario, Luigi, Waluigi, Dave, Daniel, Pete Indigo, Dim, Dan, JT, the Head of Capcom, and Blinx--finally arrive at the Tower of Quarry. They have 8 hours remaining. They walk over the dizzy Ansem and Shadow Queen as they approach the place.
Ansem: Pleeze get rid of that n00b!
I want my house back...
Pete Indigo: Get a grip.
As they enter, they notice that the interior is very n00bish and craggly. Ansem's tastes wouldn't match this. This was obviously joey78's doing.
Frog: Yuck. This interior decor is horrifying.
Tidus: Ooh, look! Shavings from gold bricks!
Fantasy Guy: Not now, Tidus.
Tidus: But can't I just--
Domino: No.
Tidus:
Anyway, as they reach the staircase to Tower Chunk 2, they encounter Fatal Piranha!! Think a Naval Piranha with black buds and skull-shaped spots.
Fatal Piranha: I am a summon taken by joey78! And I shall consume you all!!
JT throws his lightgun at Fatal Piranha. It then takes notice of him and chomps onto his torso. It then holds him in his mouth while he screams.
JT: AAAAAAAH!!!
Get me down! I don't wanna have to be rough to this thing!
Fatal Piranha: SILENCE!!
Yoshiken: Domino! You use minor light, right?
Domino: Yeah, why?
Yoshiken: Well, use it on Fatal Piranha!!
So Domino fires a beam of white light at Fatal Piranha, and its heart is devoid of darkness. It then lets go of JT.
JT: Phew! About time!
Fatal Piranha: Wait! I wish to help you against that vile n00b.
Ness: OK, you can be one of our summons!
Fatal Piranha then warps away, leaving them a flower-shaped jewel.
They continue on. They go through a bridge over magma and they reach the staircase to Tower Chunk 3
. There, they run into a Quiz Machine.
Quiz Machine: Hold it! Who approacheth Tower Chunk 3 must answer me these questions three, 'ere the next level you see.
Blinx: Ask me, machine! I'm not afraid.
Quiz Machine: What is your name?
Blinx: ...I'm Blinx.
Quiz Machine: What is your quest?
Blinx: To take out joey78.
Quiz Machine: What is your favorite color?
Blinx: ... ... ...Beige?
Quiz Machine: OK, you may pass.
Blinx:
...Really?
...Uh, OK. *proceeds and waits for others*
Treyba: Hey, that's easy! *approaches*
Quiz Machine: What is your name?
Treyba: Treyba Dishman, leader of the Klaws.
Quiz Machine: What is your quest?
Treyba: To take out joey78.
Quiz Machine: What is the capital of Ethiopia?
Treyba: Pi--
...I don't know that! *gets catapulted into the magma and leaps out screaming*
Wakka: I'm dead, I know it...
Quiz Machine: What is your name?
Wakka: Wakka, coach player of the Besaid Aurochs.
Quiz Machine: What is your quest?
Wakka: To take out joey78.
Quiz Machine: What is your favorite color?
Wakka: Beige!...
NO WAIT!! Re--*gets catapulted into the magma and leaps out screaming*
Yoshiken:
I'll handle this.
Quiz Machine: What is your name?
Yoshiken: Yoshiken, the red draconic moderator.
Quiz Machine: What is your quest?
Yoshiken: To take out joey78.
Quiz Machine: What is the number of doorknobs in Luigi's Mansion?
Yoshiken: ... ... ...Whatcha mean, ordinary doorknobs, those on doors you go through, those in cutscenes, or those that slam you?
Quiz Machine:
... ... ...I don't know that! *gets catapulted into the magma and melts*
Dave: How do you know so much about Luigi's Mansion?
Yoshiken: Well, you need to know these things when you're a mod.
The guys catch up with Blinx and they all proceed to the stairway to the Arena. They then run into King Boo, Tutankoopa, Cackletta, Fawful, Sephiroth, Yu Yevon, Sonic, and Pokey Minch.
King Boo: You pay for what you did in e3!
Tutankoopa: You pay for dicing me at Home Planet!
Cackletta: You pay for crushing us at b1Q64!
Fawful: What she said!
Sephiroth: You pay for kicking me in Spira!
Yu Yevon: You pay for taunting me at Dave's world!
Sonic: You pay for halting my conquest of Wario Comix!
Pokey Minch: You pay for jiggling my fat at Onett!
[glow=beige,3,000]BIG FREAKIN' BOSS BATTLE!![/glow]But instead of characters, you fight with summons!
Lava: Fatal Piranha! Anima! Gyarados! Jumbo Cactuar! Bahamut! Valefor! Magus Sisters! King of all Cosmos!
They all arrived. Valefor, the way I sprited her, has blue wings and purple lower feathers.
Suigi: Wow, I didn't notice that before.
Luigi: What?
Suigi: Anima has white gloves!
Waluigi: Well, it IS in a Mario-based fanfic.
The summons then lay a smackdown in the baddies.
Sephiroth: That wasn't fair...
Yoshiken: Alright, guys, let's proceed to joey78's realm. *thunder*
>>To be continued...