joey78's Doomsday

[UMS Author Lava]

CHAPTER 6>>Katamari World
King of All Cosmos: OH NOES!!! joey78's gonna kill the universe!
Norby: Surprise.
Nate: Yeah, of all the worlds we've been to, joey78 threatens them all.
The Prince: ... ... ...
King of All Cosmos: What is it? Oh, right! My son wants to help. I want to as well, but I'm too big. Soooo...I'll be a summon! Lava, you're the summoner, right?
Lava: Yeppers!
King of All Cosmos: Okeydoke, here's my number.
So Yoshiken, Lava, Nate, Digi, Frog, Norby, Don Tonberry, Moshi, Yoshee, Champ, Tidus, Wakka, Ness, and the Prince travel Home Planet. Allofasudden, Tutankoopa appears with some Double Post monsters.
Tutankoopa: Setting your sights a little high, aren't you boy? Back to your hole, street rats. I will not let you trouble the Dark Side any more.
The Prince: !!!!!!!
Champ: <What is it? We attack at once? OK then!>
Tutankoopa and cohorts face off the Prince, Champ, Norby, and Lava.
Champ starts by slashing one of the Doble Posts. It is KOed. Tutankoopa calls in a Moon-Size Chomp. The remaining Doble Post attacks Norby 3 times, so Norby's Counter ability reacts 3 times, destroying the n00b monster. The Moon-Size Chomp then crushes everyone. The Prince pushes a small katamari into Tutankoopa, barely harming him.
Tutankoopa: Really, of all royalty to attack me, that's gotta be the lamest!
Lava: Oh, you want royalty striking you?! We'll give you royalty! Clear out, guys!
Champ, the Prince, and Norby clear room as Lava summons the King of All Cosmos.
King of All Cosmos: You called?
Tutankoopa:
The King of All Cosmos used Shooting Star to clear out the Moon-Size Chomp.
Tutankoopa: Methinks this don't bode well.
The King of All Cosmos: Buh-bye, punk. And don't mess with my son OR his friends again!
He flicks Tutankoopa into deep space.
The Prince: *happily jumps up and down*
Wakka: C'mon, we gotta stop a lot more baddies, ya!
>>To be continued...

[moshi5694]

.......WE ARE ALL DOOMED!!!!

[Enrique]

We're not all doomed, Moshi! Like I'm afraid of a n00b...
Great job, Lava! Keep up the good work!

[UMS Author Lava]

Well, joey78 WILL smite us all, lest we resist fighting him. He may be a n00b, but that's what makes him dangerous.
BTW, this takes place in Suigi's thing, Wario Comix. Just so you know, Sonic terrorized the plumbers and Suigi early in the comic and through the Invasion saga.

CHAPTER 7>>Wario Comix Peril
Guy in Silver Overalls: GOD HELP US ALL!!!
Lava: Suigi! What you going on about?
Wario: It's that joey78 guy! He invaded the forum you're in, right?
Frog: He terrorized it good.
Yoshiken: And just recently, like 8 hours ago, he kidnapped my love!
Mario: ...Your love?
Ness: He means Anjil Yoshi.
Mario: Oh, right!
Waluigi: Guess we should help.
Suigi: Yeah, it's only right.
Luigi: What a waste of time. This doesn't concern us!
Waluigi: "Doesn't concern us"? You feckin' moron!! If we don't stop joey78, he'll kill us all!
Wario: He called us dirks! Pardon the language.
Suigi: And last I recall, he'd smite all the D's.
Luigi: ...OK! OK!!!
Wario: Ooh, Fatty's! *leaves*
Norby: So everyone BUT Wario's helping, right?
Voldemort: The team gains 4 party members. They said my name, I guess...
So the whole team travels through Super Mario World--with the WC characters up front--eliminating any opponents in the way. They eventually run into...
Sonic: I am Sonic the Hedgehog!
Luigi: Oh no...what do you want?!
Sonic: I wanna be in this fanfic! So I joined Ansem's bunch. joey78 even let me off his hit-list.
Yoshee: Anything to be in this 'fic? Even destroy what we hold dear?! You're one sick twisted rodent!
Don Tonberry: It's time to--
Suigi: Stay back. This is my world's affair. Let us handle this.
Sonic "consults" Suigi, Mario, Luigi, and Waluigi.
Mario uses Koopy Raid. It hurts Sonic fairly. Luigi uses Super Jump. Sonic's flat for a moment. Sonic then uses Haste to speed up. Then Sonic uses an inherited n00b power to immediately cast Reflex. Suigi tries Blue Thunder, but it all-out misses. Waluigi uses Aim, but it didn't help Mario's next jump.
Sonic: What's wrong? All that pasta slow you down?
Sonic then used Silver Bullet right through Luigi, knocking him out. Then Sonic kicked him far away. Then, Yoshee jumped in.
Yoshee: I know it's your world's affair, but we can't just sit on the sidelines while you get slaughtered!
Suigi: OK, I see. Thanks, Yoshee.
So, Yoshee uses Aimga to explicibly raise the team's accuracy. All the attacks struck Sonic. Then, Suigi used Slow to stop Sonic's Haste, then Waluigi casts it to slow him down G-O-O-D.
Sonic: B-But I'm Sonic the Hedgehog...I can't be beat...
Mario: Know what?!...I dunno...Oh yeah! We...are sick...and tired of vile, savage, malevolent, selfish, egocentric (insert furious insult noun here) like you! YOU SUFFER!!! (turns into SUPER Mario!) BOILIN' KOOPY RAID ATTACK!!!!
Super Mario then heats up Koopy to the point that it boils skin and

[Gene L.D. Ryoko]

the nxt one should be a blinx the time sweeper world,i'm dying to see joey take over other times too

ps: if yes I'll tell you in pm the monsters names

[moshi5694]

More,more,MORE!!!!
Kurogi: ;D ;D

[UMS Author Lava]

Very sorry, had to leave school. Continuing...

Super Mario then heats up Koopy to the point that it boils skin and kicks it at Sonic, completely incinerating him.
Sonic: AAAAAAH!!! IT BURNS!! IT BURNS!!!!
Sonic was now nothing but ashes.
Suigi: We must go and help Yoshiken take on joey78. *thunder*
Mario: No obgektions.
Luigi: That's "objections". And yes, we must serve justice.
Waluigi: I ain't waiting for Wario. Let's go.
>>To be continued...

[Enrique]

LOL Can't wait to see more!

[moshi5694]

That's weird.I looked up joey78's profile,and it said he was on today at 2:20.Maybe he's that invisible user I see everyday.

[UMS Author Lava]

Alright, I'll bring up Dave(Dairy King), a linked comic author to Wario Comix.

CHAPTER 8>>Weird Happenings
When Yoshiken, Suigi, Don Tonberry, Moshi, Lava, Digi, Frog, Nate, Yoshee, Champ, Tidus, Wakka, Ness, Norby, PinkFloyd, Mario, Luigi, Waluigi, and the Prince reached Dave's world, it was havoc.
Dave: Oh man! The panel borders are burnt...
Suigi: That'd be a heavy payment.
Pete Indigo(copyright of Dave): The guy who did this...He wasn't of any local worlds.
Daniel: I gotta kill that jerk, joey78!! *thunder*
Nate: Whoa, cool it!
Dave: My big brother's always like that...
Dave's Mario: Hi there, me!
Mario: Hello, me!
Dave: OK, you need to go to your mommy, Mario.
Mario: Okeydo--
Luigi: He meant the other Mario.
Dave's Mario: Bye, me! *leaves*
PinkFloyd: So now what?
Yu Yevon: "Now what"? You die, that's what!!
Yu Yevon floated in. Yep, the silly little magical tick.
Nate: Let's squish 'im.
Yu Yevon confronts Nate, Dave, Daniel, and Pete Indigo.
Nate starts by using Ice Beam. It freezes the wussy tick.
Yu Yevon: It's too cold.
Daniel: No duh!
Daniel then blasts Yu Yevon, shattering his icy trap. *ouch* (Sorry, Daniel. I don't remember your attacks) Pete Indigo then uses a Super Uppercut. Then, as a finisher, Dave uses a Giga Blade attack.
Yu Yevon: This chapter was too quick...
Pete Indigo: Wait, how many party members is this?
Don Tonberry: Adding you, that'd make...21 heroes!
Dave: Ouch.
>>To be continued...
L.D., waiting for the Blinx Time Sweeper thing...

[moshi5694]

I'm not in it.....*brick,brick,brick,brickety brick brick*Do somemores.

[Enrique]

Hehe, awesome, Lava! Keep it up!

That's weird.I looked up joey78's profile,and it said he was on today at 2:20.Maybe he's that invisible user I see everyday.

Actually, I think the invisible user was Boo-Meister. I remember that he has posted a lot in the Mixed Worlds RP but his proflie said he hadn't been online in about a week (last I checked; Boo-Meister isn't an invisible user anymore...)

[boomiester]

Yeah, I turned off the invisible user thing a little while ago, there are 2 other users that are using invisible mode though.

[UMS Author Lava]

NOT UNTIL...OK, nevermind, I'll put in Dim, Dan, and JT's world. But after that, we're doing Blinx Time Sweeper.

CHAPTER 8>>Super Flash Bros. Rise!
They reach JT's house, and there's Dim, Dan, JT, and the head of Capcom, shuddering in a corner.
Moshi: Hey, where's the heads of Square Enix and Konami?
Capcom: Th-Them? They were m-m-mangled by j-jo-joey78.
Dan: Ever since, he's huddled into that corner.
Dim: Actually, I'm wishing he'd get out.
JT: I dunno. He's funny!
Capcom: That n00b even took my video game company...He's making "Resident Evil: kiss me anjil" at the moment. B-But who's "anjil"?
Yoshiken: That's "Anjil", jerk!!
Daniel: Hey hey hey! I'm the one who gets mad. Save that for me.
Yoshiken: Sorry, it's just that when someone misspells her name--
Moshi: Let's up our party space!
JT: Let's do it! *grabs light gun*
Dim: Not that ...
Dan: He can hit things with it, y'know.
Dim: But still, if he tries to shoot something--
Moshi: LET'S GO!!
Meanwhile, at the nearby e3...
Dan: What're we looking for?
JT: We're looking for Mario & Luigi 2! I wanna see if it's good.
Dim: No, if we were looking for games, we'd have gotten tickets.
JT: But what's in Mario & Luigi 2?
Dim: I believe the Baby Mario Bros. are in it. The Mario Bros. supposedly go back in time to save Peach and--WHY DON'T YOU JUST LOOK?!! And play a lightgun game if you need to.
Dan: But we're looking for King Boo!
Capcom: I made the T-virus zombies good, so they should be able to find him.
Meanwhile in the Square Enix area, a zombie looks around, and then punches thin air--or is it? It hit King Boo!
Capcom: Ooh, it hit that ghost! It's in the Square Enix area.
They go there, and...
King Boo: Stupid T-virus zombies. They didn't stand a chance.
Moshi: It's go time!
King Boo traps Moshi, Dim, Dan, JT, and the Head of Capcom.
The ATB Curse takes place here, so Dan casts Hastega. Dim then uses a clever quote on King Boo...
Dim: You know, King Boo, I'm sure your handmade games are so bad, we'd have more fun watching corpses decay.
And so, the other 4 watch one of Capcom's dead zombies decay.
King Boo: AAAAAUUUGGHHHHHH!!!!!!
JT: Alright, here we go!
Capcom: No!! Don't waste a turn!
JT tries to fire at King Boo.
Capcom:
King Boo then uses Death on JT. OW.
Dan: Let's take it from here...Moshi, what is it you do?
Moshi: Well, I can morph into animals. Wanna see?
Moshi then morphs into a black cerberus, which bites King Boo so hard, his last Heart Point vanishes as he does.
JT: OK, what'd I miss--WHOA!! A cerberus!!! I'll handle it!
JT tries to fire at Cerberus Moshi, who then morphs back.
JT: Moshi?! Why didn't you tell me it was you?
Moshi:
>>To be continued...

[moshi5694]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!All fear me as I turn into..........................A PINK FUZZY BUNNY OF DOOM!MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!You also got my personality just right.Short temperd and can't wait.

[Enrique]

Hilarious! Great job, Lava!

NOOO!!! JOEY'S TAKING OVER THE WORLD!!! THE END'S IN SIGHT!!!

[Yoshiken]

GASP!!! sorry for not posting earlier XD! THIS STORY IS GETTING SO FREAKIN AWESOME!! I WANT THE NEXT ONE!!! ASAP!! XD

[Gene L.D. Ryoko]

untill lava reads his pm, we'll have to wait

[UMS Author Lava]

Finished reading!

CHAPTER 9>>Time Jumble
The good guys eventually reach b1Q64. As they travel, they see a young cat human being attacked by an Octoballoon, two Chrono Blobs, and a Piranhacus Giganticus.
Frog: Let's go, guys!
The enemies encounter Frog, Tidus, Ness, The Prince, and the Cat Warrior.
Frog uses Armor Break on the Octoballoon. It gets weaker defense. The Prince then casts Meteor which manages to eliminate the Chrono Blobs. (Thanx for tellin' me about them, L.D.!) Then, the Cat Warrior uses Hastega to speed up everyone. Ness uses PK Freeze, chilling the Piranhacus to oblivion. Tidus finished the Octoballoon off.
Cat Warrior: Wow, thanks, guys. The Chrono Blobs and Octoballon are pretty familiar around here, but that big man-eating flower--
The Prince: ............
Cat Warrior:
Dim: He said that was a big Piranha Plant. Did...some ridiculous Reaper thing come by here?
Cat Warrior: Yeah, he said all us d--you know...he said all of us will die! If we don't get there in time...Well, time's my game, so don't worry. But...he sent 2 green people to that tall building. (sorry, I know almost nothing about Blinx the Time Sweeper)
PinkFloyd: Cool! So you're joining us?
Cat Warrior: I suppose. My name's Blinx, BTW.
Voldemort: Blinx, who says my name every hour, joins the party...
The team goes through the time puzzles when they finally reach...
Yoshiken: Cackletta and Fawful!!!
Cackletta: Took you long enough. You freeze time or something?
Blinx: No. You guys busted the time-freeze mechanism!!
Fawful: Oh, right, fink-cat. Well, watch out, 'cuz we gonna smash you up!!
Cackletta and Fawful assault Blinx, Yoshiken, PinkFloyd, Dim, and Luigi.
Luigi stomps Fawful flat to start. Blinx then casts Hastega. Yoshiken uses Fire Breath on the baddies. Cackletta uses Multi-Thundaga on the team. Fawful uses Drain--a strong one--on PinkFloyd, who then uses Lock to stun Fawful for a bit. Dim uses Pray to restore a bit of Heart Points to everyone.
Cackletta: Let's play their game.
Cackletta casts Hastega, so now it's evenly matched.
Blinx: Not for long, witch!
Blinx casts Slowga on Cackletta a Fawful, making them sluggish.
Fawful: TThhaatt wwaassnn''tt ssuuppppoosseedd ttoo hhaappppeenn..
Yoshiken knocks out Fawful with a Dragon Wing. Dim decides to cast a skill Blinx taught him along the way--Doom--on Cackletta. She has a counter of 3.
Cackletta: Too bad I'm so slow that it'd take forever.
Blinx: Hmm, good point. You need to speed up, yes?
Blinx casts Haste on Cackletta. Then, PinkFloyd casts NulShock. Cackletta tries Firaga on Yoshiken, but he absorbed it. Doom counter is 2. Dim casts Shell on himself. Luigi casts Shell on himself as well. Cackletta tries Waterga on Luigi, but it doesn't work well. Doom counter is 1.
PinkFloyd: Brace for impact.
Cackletta: You're going down with me!!!
She attempts to use Mega-Death, but it fails miserably. Doom counter...KO!!!
Cackletta: I despise you jerks...
Blinx: Hey look! It's the time-freeze mechanism replacement!
He installs it into his (whatever the time machine thing is) and it's up and running.
Blinx: Wow! I gotta make it up to you guys. I'm coming along!
YAY!! More party members!
>>To be continued...

[Enrique]

It keeps getting better and better. Awesome job, Lava!